whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

sailormoonandpumpkins:

By AmandaTurnage

sailormoonandpumpkins:

By AmandaTurnage

  • while making toast
  • Me: Man, toast is like the bread and butter of my diet
  • Me: wait a minute

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

louisgoddamntomlinson:

softoogami:

found a Nice Guy? dont friendzone him. end zone him. throw him on the ground like an effing football. touchdown

nice guy finally scores

scottfoss:

… I still think I would have personally preferred how I initially thought the second season of the walking dead game was gonna go in my head. “Clementine and a dog which acts as her moral compass tries to use her survival skills to navigate her way back to Christa, and on the way meets various people who she has to judge if she can trust to travel back with her.”

But uh.. it pretty quickly turned into not-that-at-all territory.

rkaym94:

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

rkaym94:

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

cupcakelogic:

but what if

bonus :

silverwing26:

I was upset, and then delighted.

  • S-Personality: Should we go into that shed?
  • K-Personality: YES
  • H-Personality: why
  • KP: There might be money in there!
  • HP: you're right. do it.

The good doctor who saved Trac’ie assumed that she was a twenty something white man, but in fact, she is 72 year old Hispanic woman with blue Seductress hair.

Ass.

Tracyer found a skeleton in a fridge and robbed it of it’s hat. She had taken a pre war hat from the doctor who saved her, which she was most proud of. Her new hat, a Suave Gambler hat, matches her Seductress hair. At 72, Tracyer has found a new identity in life. Thus she appropriately takes on a new identity. 

She takes on the name Trac’ie

Tracyer met Easy Pete, who informed her of the war for the Dam, which is the most valuable piece of territory in the land. In that moment Tracyer decided that she must own it - Wealth is her greatest goal.

Unfortunately, one of Tracyer’s personalities would rather woo Victor the Robot.